| October 21, 1997 |
[21 Dec 2010|11:14pm] |
I had a really fantastic...yet stupid dream while I was taking a nap today. I was on our family boat in the Mediterranean with this really attractive ginger. Which is weird because gingers are generally pretty disgusting looking, you know? But she was mostly legs with a great rack and I couldn't remember her face which might have made up for it...I don't know. But anyway - we were on our way to this floating castle in the sea where a troll lived that had something of mine.
I never found out what it was...but we got there and this vampire ate the girl I was with. Not just sucked her dry just...ate her full on....with a detached jaw swallowed her whole like. It grossed me out, really....but afterwards he and I had tea in this really old library. He kept telling me they'd been expecting me to show up sooner than later and were glad I'd chosen today to make an appearance. Then he apologized for eating that girl I was with....but I didn't really seem to care.
Then randomly in came that Potter kid he was apparently some sort of floating castle butler or something...had a collar on that shocked him whenever he spoke. He came in with a tray of biscuits and then just kind of stood around. Anyway...that troll came in and we had a really nice discussion about something...I don't remember exactly, but it was pleasant. Then it was arranged that I'd stay the night with one of very attractive princesses he had locked away in the tower. It was sort of like a harem of really attractive lingerie models....you know the ones from Velincia's Magical Secrets? Yeah well when it came down to it I was going to be able to pick which ever one I wanted!
Yeah...well what was stupid about all of it was when I walked in to the tower and they greeted me in their brilliantly sheer nighties I woke up. D'you know why I woke up? Because some prick who shall remain nameless threw their book satchel on my balls me while I was asleep on the sofa. And it wasn't like I was on the main common room sofa...I was on that one in the corner away from everyone...it was a pretty useless act of violence, really. And it hurt more than you might think.
I'd like to say that this person is officially on my list of people who owe me a tin of biscuits at some point before halloween. You know who you are. I'd like an orange ribbon on it if at all possible as well. Good thing we're going to Hogsmeade this weekend, aye? Get on it.
Your favourite,
Nicholas Saint
6th year hufflepuff prefect
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